wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
