When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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