In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
it glows. i had to have it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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