I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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