no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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