I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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