You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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