Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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