i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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