What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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