Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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