dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
50% drunk capacity currently
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
pray to the hookup gods
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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