Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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