I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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