I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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