do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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