This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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