id be glad to
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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