I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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