Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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