im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just forgot I was standing up.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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