p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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