Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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