Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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