I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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