At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
