apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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