idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
