Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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