Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i think im in europe. pls send help
Damn victory sex feels great
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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