so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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