...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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