Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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