i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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