I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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