just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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