You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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