yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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