Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Who died my cat blue again?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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