There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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