he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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