its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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