hotel room ftw
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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