Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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