There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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