I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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