who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
How's work?
Spinning.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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