called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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