Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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