whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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