mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
handjob tips. give me some.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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