when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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