Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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