if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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