p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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