put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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