Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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