you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
